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#382035 - 11/26/08 04:41 AM You might race dirt bikes if..........
liss Offline
Gang Mom

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 7286
Loc: LOVING,TEXAS
Your couch is sitting on starting blocks.......
If your baby's first word is Braaaaap....
Your son hears a fire truck siren and yells "race time".....
Your vacation home has a differant address every weekend....
When pushing your shopping cart you keep your elbows up.....
At each stop light you try to get the hole shot and usually do.....
While teaching your teenage daughter to drive you have to explain there are no burms on the streets and taking the inside line at some point is against the law.....
Sad thing is..........it's all true.
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#382036 - 11/26/08 03:17 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
JoeyDawg Offline
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Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 863
Loc: Waxahachie, Texas
that is worthy of a frame!
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#382037 - 11/26/08 03:29 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: JoeyDawg]
BENNY Offline
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Registered: 04/29/07
Posts: 3931
Loc: Waxahachie tx
lol i always get the holeshot when i play dodgeball
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hi my name is ben, i am on the yellow bike # 299.
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#382038 - 11/26/08 04:37 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
flipper Offline
Gang Daddy

Registered: 02/05/06
Posts: 725
Loc: Benbrook
Your dogs name is sprocket...
Your sisters wedding is planned around your races schedule...
You eat bologna sandwiches all week so you can eat a T-Bone on Saturday night...
You have more t-shirts with race tracks on it instead of resorts...
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#382039 - 11/26/08 05:24 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: flipper]
BENNY Offline
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Registered: 04/29/07
Posts: 3931
Loc: Waxahachie tx
LL
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hi my name is ben, i am on the yellow bike # 299.
and i like smoking marijuana. smile

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#382040 - 11/26/08 09:20 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: BENNY]
Yamaha445 Offline
Gang Boss

Registered: 12/05/03
Posts: 327
Loc: Sachse
LOL, One of our dogs name is THOR.
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#382041 - 11/26/08 10:51 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: Yamaha445]
I8ITHARD2 Offline
Gang Member

Registered: 12/08/05
Posts: 128
Loc: Denton
haha i love the shopping cart one. Thats so true
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#382042 - 11/27/08 12:42 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: I8ITHARD2]
liss Offline
Gang Mom

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 7286
Loc: LOVING,TEXAS
Your bike is spotless but your truck and/or house isn't...
Your kid wears her new Alpinestars to school on friday because it's bad luck to race in new boots....
Your son had his school pictures taken in his Thor jersey....
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115g 00(lb)
Turtleosity!

Sponsor:
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Mom of:
Kate 815 R
Buddy 15 lb
many many others I claim
Grandma of:
Josie..future pro #15


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#382043 - 11/27/08 01:02 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
BENNY Offline
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Registered: 04/29/07
Posts: 3931
Loc: Waxahachie tx
i actually had a school picture tooken ina thor jersy in 2nd grade...no lie...
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hi my name is ben, i am on the yellow bike # 299.
and i like smoking marijuana. smile

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#382044 - 11/27/08 01:35 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
cmeyer115 Offline
Gang Boss

Registered: 05/01/07
Posts: 422
Loc: fort campbell ky
you say "braaaaap" whenever you pass someone on the road
your bathroom smells like gasoline and filter oil
you use speed bumps as jumps
you have a tan from your wrist up
there are black tire marks turning into your parking spot at school/work
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