You might race dirt bikes if..........

Posted by: liss

You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/25/08 11:41 PM

Your couch is sitting on starting blocks.......
If your baby's first word is Braaaaap....
Your son hears a fire truck siren and yells "race time".....
Your vacation home has a differant address every weekend....
When pushing your shopping cart you keep your elbows up.....
At each stop light you try to get the hole shot and usually do.....
While teaching your teenage daughter to drive you have to explain there are no burms on the streets and taking the inside line at some point is against the law.....
Sad thing is..........it's all true.
Posted by: JoeyDawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 10:17 AM

that is worthy of a frame!
Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 10:29 AM

lol i always get the holeshot when i play dodgeball
Posted by: flipper

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 11:37 AM

Your dogs name is sprocket...
Your sisters wedding is planned around your races schedule...
You eat bologna sandwiches all week so you can eat a T-Bone on Saturday night...
You have more t-shirts with race tracks on it instead of resorts...
Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 12:24 PM

LL
Posted by: Yamaha445

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 04:20 PM

LOL, One of our dogs name is THOR.
Posted by: I8ITHARD2

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 05:51 PM

haha i love the shopping cart one. Thats so true
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 07:42 PM

Your bike is spotless but your truck and/or house isn't...
Your kid wears her new Alpinestars to school on friday because it's bad luck to race in new boots....
Your son had his school pictures taken in his Thor jersey....
Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 08:02 PM

i actually had a school picture tooken ina thor jersy in 2nd grade...no lie...
Posted by: cmeyer115

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 08:35 PM

you say "braaaaap" whenever you pass someone on the road
your bathroom smells like gasoline and filter oil
you use speed bumps as jumps
you have a tan from your wrist up
there are black tire marks turning into your parking spot at school/work
Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 08:55 PM

you picture jumps in the clouds.
the love of your life has 2 wheels and 1 motor.
if you think kawasaki ben isnt good at this..
Posted by: cmeyer115

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 09:00 PM

if the only way to turn the love of your life on is by kicking it
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 09:53 PM

Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/26/08 10:14 PM

haha
Posted by: EMARacing

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 09:33 AM

I got married in Las Vegas at the US Open

I get yelled at in spin class for keeping my elbows up

My daughter (who is a cheerleader) is getting her senior pictures taken with her dirt bike.

Dog named Bogey, after Charlie Bogard.
Posted by: N8dawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 10:25 AM

You have a SMS, Moose, TCCRA, TORN sticker somewhere on your back window
When someone says turtle, you don't picture an animal but instead picture a TTR with a basket, and lime green shirts.
You drive down the road and every hill you see you say "i could climb that"
Your favorite movie is "Dust to Glory"
Posted by: Yamaha445

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 01:41 PM

as a kid in the back seat, you imagine riding in the ditch and jumping the culverts as you stare out the side window.
Posted by: cmeyer115

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 07:15 PM

driving as a teenager and actually doing that
Posted by: fogracing

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 09:43 PM

if your monthly payment for your motorcycle combined with your visa payment for parts is higher than your mortgage payment.

if your garage is larger than your house. (i just want the garage, she can have the rest of the house)

if you snivel to your wife that you cant mow the yard because of your broken wrist and you cut the cast off to go racing.
Posted by: BENNY

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/27/08 10:34 PM

haha the last one is funny..
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/28/08 12:10 AM

Your non racing friends avoid you where they don't have to listen about every race you have ever done.....
You won't pay $40 for your kid a pair of jeans but you will pay $150 for some new race pants.....
Santa has brought your kid a new helmet....
At any given time there are race pants hanging on all the chairs in your dinning room to dry......
You have a bottle of carb cleaner by the kitchen sink....
Posted by: RadChad

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 11/28/08 02:33 AM

you might race dirt bikes if:
you clean your air filter more than you clean yourself.
Posted by: jetdriver

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/01/08 08:58 AM

Every time you hear or think about a bike revving out, your left hand squeezes and your left foot moves up involuntarily.
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/23/08 12:34 AM

From a team mate........
While driving your truck you stick your leg out while making a turn


from me.....true story
The teacher is shocked when your 9 year old son knows what a turnicut is and how to do basic first aid.
Your kid asks Santa for new gear.......
Posted by: 995DAD

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/23/08 08:38 AM

The Scented Candle in your house has the smell of RACE GAS!!

Your Alarm clock goes BRAPPPPPPPP BRAPPPPPPPPP in the mornings.
Posted by: JoeyDawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/23/08 01:56 PM

your cell phone ring tone is bbbrrraapppppp bbbbrraaaappppp..... (MIKEY!)
Posted by: Foozer

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/24/08 12:19 AM

Your family hates riding in the truck with you... because you you wait till the very last second before hitting the brakes when coming into turn, and then get right back on the gas!
Posted by: 94ruck

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 12/28/08 12:11 AM

yep, i might race dirt bikes....
our big dog is named sprocket( lab)( we got him on a way to a race), our small one is axle( schnauser)
our rabbit was named thor
I have stickers all over everything in my garage starting with JT, Preston Petty, PENTON....My first dirt bikes were made out of steel....
i do have stickers of the various race series on my truck( who would dare stick anything on something that expensive)...and i worry about scratching my bike so i lean it against the same pick up???
My truck is yellow so that when one of my racing buddies from another state shows up and wonders where i am parked, they look for the yellow pick up....i chose my truck because of riding
I bought my most recent house based on the shop in the back...good thing the house was decent and my wife liked it.
My off weekends are race weekends
there is much more!-

Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 01/15/09 07:44 PM

If while sitting around camp talking with the other ladies your talking tires, handlebars, and carbs instead of "girly" crap..........
You'd rather your husband/significant other would get you a 18" rear MH3 for your b-day than a dozen roses............
Posted by: dirtkid651

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 01/15/09 09:54 PM

... if you wear your racing gear when you play "mx vs atv untamed" on the playstation...
... you twist the steering wheel on your truck
... instead of a hat you grab your helmet before going out
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 01/16/09 07:14 PM

If you reconize race numbers in license plates............
btw the ncr trailer has W15
Posted by: dirtnerd

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 01/19/09 12:29 PM

You keep checking the weather to see what the weather is going to be like on Saturday and Sunday. Then when the day comes no matter what the weather is, it is perfect riding weather.
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 06/25/10 04:34 PM

If you a out in the yard enjoying a nice summers evening and your sitting on a bike stand with your feet propped up on a case of Clamato!
Posted by: luvmiboys

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 06/29/10 11:09 PM

Your fiance's best boots are Gaerne and he plans to wear them at your wedding.
You can't park a vehicle in your garage and refer to it as your toy box.
Posted by: luvmiboys

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 06/29/10 11:09 PM

You go to the races in a $50k truck, $100k travel trailer, but live in a $40k home.
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 06/30/10 01:14 AM

When looking for people to give your race dogs puppies to, you insist on race families because race families take care of their race dogs.....and you will get to see them again!
People you work with are ready for summer break to be over so you will quit telling the same race stories over and over.
You met your BFF at the finish line and you race the same class....
Posted by: N8dawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 06/30/10 09:33 AM

Your on a first name basis with an orthopedic surgeon!
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/01/10 08:04 PM

You've been known to "fall off the porch" "run into trees on the lawn mower"...
Posted by: Melody

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/01/10 09:52 PM

You look for ribbons in a parking lot so you will know where to go.
Posted by: DONTHITTREE

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/02/10 08:17 AM

your girlfriends birthdate is your race number so you dont forget it . found that to be usefull
Posted by: kiwiintexas

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/02/10 11:27 AM

Every time you walk past your bike in the garage you feel an urge to twist the throttle.
Posted by: GETTINFASTER

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/02/10 05:20 PM

YOUR WIFES BIRTHDAY AND YOUR ANNIVERSARY ARE ON THE SAME WEEKEND,THE WEEKEND I RACED CASH WITHOUT HER...
Posted by: jimmy930

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/03/10 09:34 PM

When you get home from work everyday the first thing you do is check on your bike, then let out your dogs and say hi to the wife!
Posted by: nurseliz

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/05/10 10:26 AM

That one is soooo true ( cut the cast off)
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/20/10 01:25 AM

while doing laundry you do a load of helmet pads and goggles.....
Posted by: ariel816

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/26/10 02:19 PM

if your told you look like a human pit board bc 4 out of 6 of your tattoos deals with racing.....
your room consists of all KTM orange and black, KTM and your race number is painted on the walls as well
my niece and nephew both before the age of 1 knew what tail whips, no footers,etc and would gladly show you on their tricycles but only after turning the gas on and kicking it for a good 15 mins only to scream at the top of their lungs bc they have a two stroke
Posted by: TornFan

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/26/10 08:01 PM

When your daughters Naval requiter stares at her medical records in amazement! And it did not include the track side Ems repairs. (thanks Chris)
Posted by: ariel816

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 07/26/10 09:32 PM

haha yeah dad that too :p he said i had the largest medical records he has ever seen before YESSSSSS GO ME I WIN LOL
Posted by: Dave Carper

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/02/10 12:11 AM

if you keep the bikes in the house..
if there is air filter oil overspray on the kitchen counter..
if you trip over parts on the way to the bathroom..
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/02/10 01:15 AM

if you have 2 helmets sitting on the kitchen table....true
if instead of flowers n pretty stuff your house is decorated in race pictures, plaques, and year end trophies.....true
If you have a plaque that reads "1st place Ladies Expert" hanging on the bathroom wall.....true
If you have someone elses Ponca City trophy sitting in front of the tread mill for inspiration....true (kate's idea)
If your planning on having a "ponca city savings account" set up for next year.....true
If at work your only days off on the calendar are race dates....true
If your dog's rabies tag has your little tiny # plate sticker on it....true
If you have to cut off your son's mowhawk before school starts....true
If your neighbor came to visit tonight and they rode their dirt bikes over.....true
Posted by: YAM 651

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/02/10 07:56 AM

if! say your walking along at work and you turn a corner with a finger on the clutch,a figer on the brk, your elbo's up, making a baaaarrrppp sound!
Posted by: JoeyDawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/02/10 10:11 AM

Liss I love reading these... sadly we can relate to 90% of them.....
Posted by: Hooder

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/20/10 09:51 PM

How about if your boss already has the light duty paper work filled out knowing the second have of the season starts in a few weeks.
Posted by: TornFan

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/20/10 10:03 PM

When you crash during a race and destroy your new bike it is a BATTLE SCAR, but when it falls over in the garage and breaks the brake lever off you cry like a baby!
Posted by: acman

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/20/10 10:09 PM

that is soooooo true!!!
Originally Posted By: TornFan
When you crash during a race and destroy your new bike it is a BATTLE SCAR, but when it falls over in the garage and breaks the brake lever off you cry like a baby!
Posted by: Dirt Girl 801

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/24/10 02:26 PM

You might be a LADY RACER if:

You have a college degree and a masters, but prefer to work at a bike shop, you just can't beat the discount.
You have a surgery fund, instead of a retirement fund.
Your truck will never see the inside of your garage, there just isn't room.
You have metal in your hand and refer to it as your "titanium upgrades".
You were happy to get the metal in your hand because you could ride again in 2.5 weeks instead of 6 or 8 like the Dr's recommend with a cast.
You consult Bubba Stewart regarding his ACL recovery time, and realize he must be a sissy, because there is NO WAY you are waiting 4 months to ride again.
You PT Doc has to remind you that PT is not a competition.
If you have a empty room in your house, that you refer to as the "trophy room"
You buy your house based on the fact it has a nicely sloped driveway, allowing you to load your bike into your truck with out help.
You use you annual TORN towels as hand towels in the guest bathroom.
You list your chiropractor as you primary care physician.
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 02:20 AM

If your dog just got new tags and you had to put her graphics on before race weekend.....
I put the little #graphics that cut-n-edge gave me with my numbers.
Posted by: NOSHOWJONES

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 08:21 AM

I have at least 12 logons and passwords I have to use at work every day to get to secure web sites. You guessed it, all of them that I set up my own password includes my race number in it somewhere..........I also find myself remembering part numbers or phone numbers because they include someones race number?
Posted by: TornFan

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 12:41 PM

I thought I was the only crazy one Sonny! All of my work log- ons are make, cc, and year model of my bikes!
Posted by: BlueRaider68

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 04:36 PM

When you buy gas you try to stop on your race number. I'm #68 so a perfect fill up is $68.68
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 11:23 PM

When you put your friends on speed dial in your cell phone under their race #'s
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 11:24 PM

Originally Posted By: BlueRaider68
When you buy gas you try to stop on your race number. I'm #68 so a perfect fill up is $68.68


Kate and I like to check out at Wal-mart on lane #15....
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/26/10 11:25 PM

Oh.....We were excited cause when Kate was in the hospital with the broken femur her room # was her race #!!!!
Posted by: TABook

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/27/10 08:14 AM

Your home yard maintenance schedule is based on a certain number of days after receiving the letter from the homeowner's association.
Posted by: JoeyDawg

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 08/27/10 10:26 AM

Y'ALL sound a lil OCD!
Posted by: liss

Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... - 05/16/17 09:23 AM

bringing back a classic just because the forums are bland