You might be a LADY RACER if:

You have a college degree and a masters, but prefer to work at a bike shop, you just can't beat the discount.
You have a surgery fund, instead of a retirement fund.
Your truck will never see the inside of your garage, there just isn't room.
You have metal in your hand and refer to it as your "titanium upgrades".
You were happy to get the metal in your hand because you could ride again in 2.5 weeks instead of 6 or 8 like the Dr's recommend with a cast.
You consult Bubba Stewart regarding his ACL recovery time, and realize he must be a sissy, because there is NO WAY you are waiting 4 months to ride again.
You PT Doc has to remind you that PT is not a competition.
If you have a empty room in your house, that you refer to as the "trophy room"
You buy your house based on the fact it has a nicely sloped driveway, allowing you to load your bike into your truck with out help.
You use you annual TORN towels as hand towels in the guest bathroom.
You list your chiropractor as you primary care physician.