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#473993 - 08/02/10 11:56 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
YAM 651 Offline
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Registered: 03/23/10
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if! say your walking along at work and you turn a corner with a finger on the clutch,a figer on the brk, your elbo's up, making a baaaarrrppp sound!
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#474000 - 08/02/10 02:11 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: YAM 651]
JoeyDawg Offline
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Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 863
Loc: Waxahachie, Texas
Liss I love reading these... sadly we can relate to 90% of them.....
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#475417 - 08/21/10 01:51 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: cmeyer115]
Hooder Offline
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Registered: 08/17/08
Posts: 577
Loc: Kingsland Texas
How about if your boss already has the light duty paper work filled out knowing the second have of the season starts in a few weeks.
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#475418 - 08/21/10 02:03 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: Hooder]
TornFan Offline
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Registered: 09/30/09
Posts: 26
When you crash during a race and destroy your new bike it is a BATTLE SCAR, but when it falls over in the garage and breaks the brake lever off you cry like a baby!

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#475420 - 08/21/10 02:09 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: TornFan]
acman Offline
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Registered: 10/19/08
Posts: 668
Loc: sulphur springs texas
that is soooooo true!!!
Originally Posted By: TornFan
When you crash during a race and destroy your new bike it is a BATTLE SCAR, but when it falls over in the garage and breaks the brake lever off you cry like a baby!
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#475676 - 08/24/10 06:26 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: acman]
Dirt Girl 801 Offline
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Registered: 10/21/09
Posts: 9
You might be a LADY RACER if:

You have a college degree and a masters, but prefer to work at a bike shop, you just can't beat the discount.
You have a surgery fund, instead of a retirement fund.
Your truck will never see the inside of your garage, there just isn't room.
You have metal in your hand and refer to it as your "titanium upgrades".
You were happy to get the metal in your hand because you could ride again in 2.5 weeks instead of 6 or 8 like the Dr's recommend with a cast.
You consult Bubba Stewart regarding his ACL recovery time, and realize he must be a sissy, because there is NO WAY you are waiting 4 months to ride again.
You PT Doc has to remind you that PT is not a competition.
If you have a empty room in your house, that you refer to as the "trophy room"
You buy your house based on the fact it has a nicely sloped driveway, allowing you to load your bike into your truck with out help.
You use you annual TORN towels as hand towels in the guest bathroom.
You list your chiropractor as you primary care physician.

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#475823 - 08/26/10 06:20 AM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: Dirt Girl 801]
liss Offline
Gang Mom

Registered: 11/01/04
Posts: 7285
Loc: LOVING,TEXAS
If your dog just got new tags and you had to put her graphics on before race weekend.....
I put the little #graphics that cut-n-edge gave me with my numbers.
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#475826 - 08/26/10 12:21 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: liss]
NOSHOWJONES Offline
Gang Member

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 261
Loc: ROBINSON,TEX.
I have at least 12 logons and passwords I have to use at work every day to get to secure web sites. You guessed it, all of them that I set up my own password includes my race number in it somewhere..........I also find myself remembering part numbers or phone numbers because they include someones race number?
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#475856 - 08/26/10 04:41 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: NOSHOWJONES]
TornFan Offline
New Boot

Registered: 09/30/09
Posts: 26
I thought I was the only crazy one Sonny! All of my work log- ons are make, cc, and year model of my bikes!

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#475868 - 08/26/10 08:36 PM Re: You might race dirt bikes if.......... [Re: TornFan]
BlueRaider68 Offline
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Registered: 04/15/10
Posts: 17
When you buy gas you try to stop on your race number. I'm #68 so a perfect fill up is $68.68

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