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#46137 - 04/24/03 12:06 PM 21st Century Blondes
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My wife is a blonde, and always get plenty of the usual blonde jokes tossed her way. But a few days ago, she made an interesting observation I wanted to share.

While we were at our local High School Academic Awards program, there was a young lady recognized because she was in the top 50 highest scoring kids IN ALL OF TEXAS. This young lady was blonde.

Sarah Fisher , a very young & talented Indy car driver, shes a blonde. (also an awesome sprint driver)

We were at Devils Bowl last friday racing at the ASCS race, and a new face in the tour is hotshoe Tina Creswell.

A girl whos trying to break into the typically male sport of Freestyle MX is Heidi Henry, this highflyin' gal is blonde.

More closer to home, local MXer Jacki Hudson, presently 5th in the Womens Motocross League,, shes blonde.

And if you really want to see some really kewl blonde gals in action, check out this picture below:

FLYGIRLS ROCK !

(In the photo clockwise from lower left) 1stLt Alison, Capts Heather and Waynetta, and Senior Airman Lyndi [Last names withheld for operational security.], all from the 376th Expeditionary Air Refueling Squadron, flew an all-female KC-135 Stratotanker air refueling mission over Afghanistan on Jan. 31.

(my wife got 'Teacher of the Year' for her campus this year too! Yep, Im bragging! )

So much for dingy blonde jokes!

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#46138 - 04/24/03 12:11 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: Racer92]
Chris Offline
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Way Way Cool!!!!!
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#46139 - 04/24/03 12:20 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: Racer92]
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Registered: 05/24/02
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A blonde and a brunette are walking through the park and the brunette says, "oh my, look at the dead bird." The blonde looks up in the sky and says, "where?"

What do you call three blondes sitting on a park bench?.................... a wind tunnel.

My girlfriend is blonde and also happens to be the smartest person I know, so don't anybody get huffy about a few jokes.
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#46140 - 04/24/03 12:36 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: slimshady]
texdedhed Offline
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Registered: 01/21/02
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Don't forget Sarah Whitmore.....
http://www.mxgirls.com/Index_1_files/sarawhitmoresportsIll.jpg

And another good article on Heidi Henry
http://www.mxgirls.com/FreeStyle.htm
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#46141 - 04/24/03 12:48 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: texdedhed]
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Cool links-
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#46142 - 04/24/03 12:57 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: Chris]
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Tiffany Reed was at the 4 Stroke Nats at Cycle Ranch tryiong to qualify. She won the womens class and did not come in last in the qualifiers. She is a blonde.
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#46143 - 04/24/03 03:15 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: ardfarkl]
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Matching luggage????????????


That is all I have to say
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#46144 - 04/24/03 03:45 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: naga418]
Fastrac Offline
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You are baaaaad.
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#46145 - 04/24/03 04:13 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: Fastrac]
Tominator Offline
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Looks like Bobby told one too many Blonde Jokes, and now has to make amends!

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#46146 - 04/24/03 05:42 PM Re: 21st Century Blondes [Re: Tominator]
naga418 Offline
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Just sit back in your chair for a moment and close your eyes take a few nice deep breaths and imagine Tominator as a blonde. Ya thats it, that should end this whole discussion once and for all
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