Regardless of what you hear on Fox News, the world is getting better every day...

We are living longer. We are healthier. We have more leisure time. We treat each other better.

America is the place to be...and this is the time in history to be here...we've got it easy!

Indoor plumbing, air conditioning, painless dentists, automobiles, internet porn...another day in paradise.


Just quit watching the news and all your fears and worries will vanish like farts in the wind.

At least until 12/12/12...then it's time for a bold Aztec Sunset when the meteor hits...