YES ITS TRUE
HE IS GOING TO DO IT, HE IS REALY GOING FOR IT , HE IS ACTUALY GOING FOR A CAREER IN FREESTYLE. AFTER GETTING HIS FANNY SMOKED DUE TO ARM PUMP AND FATIGUE HE / "IT" WHATEVER IS SEEKING A CAREER IN FREESTYLE. HE "IT " WHATEVER SEEMS TO THINK THAT HIS EXTENSIVE BACKGROUND IN BALLET WILL BE EXTREMELY BENEFICIAL IN THE AIR . HOWEVER THIS PAST WEEKEND DURING TESTING HE/"IT" RAN INTO SOME TROUBLE IT SEEMS THAT EITHER HIS/"IT'S" SPECIAL PINK EASTER TU TU OR THE PINK LEG WARMERS GOT CAUGHT IN THE SPROCKET AND CAUSED PURE MAYHEM . HE/"IT" WAS GOING FOR THE DOUBLE BACKFLIP WHEN ALL AT ONCE THE MOTOR STALLED IN MID AIR WE HEARD THE RIPPING NOISE AND YEP YOU GUESSED IT AN ALMOST NUDE JOE WAS FLYING TO THE GROUND TRYING TO KICK AWAY FROM HIS OVERPOWERED 35CC SPREE . IT WAS UGLY HE/"IT" WAS SCREAMING IN TERROR AS WE ALL WATCHED HELPLESSLY AS HE CAME FLAYLING TO THE GROUND. THE SEEN ON THE GROUND WAS ALMOST AS UGLY AS YOU MAY HAVE GUESSED HE/"IT" BROKE MOST OF THE NAILS ON ONE HAND AND ON IMPACT BROKE THE HEELS OFF OF BOTH HIS NEW SPECIAL ORDER HIGH HEEL PINK PANZY RIDING BOOTS. THANK GOD FOR PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT OR THIS NEW CAREER COULD HAVE COME TO AN ABRUPT END AS QUICKLY AS IT GOT STARTED.
LET THIS BE A LESSON TO US ALL .
ALWAYS , ALWAYS WEAR SAFETY EQUIPMENT AND DONT TRY FREESTYLE IF YOU ARE A POONANNEY!!

Dude, get some loctite cuz you have some loose screws

Keep us informed on his next practice, Love watching that stuff. freestyle/crashes

HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOLESHOT MX TOMOROW . THE PINK PANZY BOOTS WERE IN FACT COVERED UNDER WARRANTY AND SHIPPED IN TODAY AND HIS SPONSORS HAD HIS TU TU REPLACED WITH A NEW KEVLAR SPROCKET PROOF MATERIAL. AS FOR THE NAILS THEY WERE GLUE ON EXTENSIONS AND HE WAS FAKING THE INJURY FOR MEDIA ATTENTION.
MABE WE CAN SEE YOU AT THE SHOW TOMOROW.

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