you picture jumps in the clouds.
the love of your life has 2 wheels and 1 motor.
if you think kawasaki ben isnt good at this..

if the only way to turn the love of your life on is by kicking it

haha

I got married in Las Vegas at the US Open

I get yelled at in spin class for keeping my elbows up

My daughter (who is a cheerleader) is getting her senior pictures taken with her dirt bike.

Dog named Bogey, after Charlie Bogard.

You have a SMS, Moose, TCCRA, TORN sticker somewhere on your back window
When someone says turtle, you don't picture an animal but instead picture a TTR with a basket, and lime green shirts.
You drive down the road and every hill you see you say "i could climb that"
Your favorite movie is "Dust to Glory"

as a kid in the back seat, you imagine riding in the ditch and jumping the culverts as you stare out the side window.

driving as a teenager and actually doing that

if your monthly payment for your motorcycle combined with your visa payment for parts is higher than your mortgage payment.

if your garage is larger than your house. (i just want the garage, she can have the rest of the house)

if you snivel to your wife that you cant mow the yard because of your broken wrist and you cut the cast off to go racing.

haha the last one is funny..